Ruinable Movies in 5 Words Or Less

Ruinable Movies in 5 Words Or Less

Over at ShowbizJunkies – they pushed a post that had me laughing out loud. They posted a pile of movies that could be ruinable in 5 words or less. Great idea… really thought it was going to be a fantastic article. But instead of really doing it, they copped out and went with melba-toast movies and only half ruined them within their 5 word limit. For example, they did Star Wars. Come on. Obviously ‘Luke is gay’ was what they said. hahah. No, that was just a joke. They actually said the five word spoiler was ‘Vader is Luke’s Father’. But that is so obvious as to defy reason.

So I figured, heck – if you are going to do it… DO IT. Don’t pick lame movies with even more lame spoilers. So I thought I’d throw down and really show them how to really ruin a movie in five words or less.

To set this up… I’ve gone so deep down the rabbit hole I want you to actively do something to blow your own mind.  I’ve put the spoiler in white, which will require you to highlight the words in order to get the spoiler. But do yourself a favor and try and come up with it on your own before you cheat.

 

side-effectsSide Effects

Highlight here -> Watch out for the women

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ex-machinaEx Machina

Highlight here -> She manipulates everyone to escape

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The_Signal_posterThe Signal

Highlight here -> Aliens call them for research

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time-lapseTime Lapse

Highlight here -> Machine photographs twice a day

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time-crimesTimecrimes

Highlight here -> He is the masked man

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Blade_Runner_poster

Blade Runner

Highlight here ->Decker is a replicant

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pulpPulp Fiction

Highlight here -> Marcellus’ soul is in briefcase

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edge-of-tomorrowEdge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat

Highlight here -> Cage becomes the new Omega

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upstreamUpstream Color

Highlight here -> The Sampler is innocent

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inceptionInception

Highlight here -> Mal is still alive

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Dark_City_posterDark City

Highlight here -> Aliens are experimenting on mankind

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one-i-loveThe One I Love

Highlight here -> Ethan-A leaves with Sophie-B

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interstellarInterstellar

Highlight here -> Cooper dies entering the Blackhole

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prestigeThe Prestige

Highlight here -> The machine never once works

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Memento_posterMemento

Highlight here -> Leonard is Sammy Jenkis

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PrimerPrimer

Highlight here -> Nope. Not even the entire script, read to you aloud, will ruin this movie.

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