Ruinable Movies in 5 Words Or Less
Over at ShowbizJunkies – they pushed a post that had me laughing out loud. They posted a pile of movies that could be ruinable in 5 words or less. Great idea… really thought it was going to be a fantastic article. But instead of really doing it, they copped out and went with melba-toast movies and only half ruined them within their 5 word limit. For example, they did Star Wars. Come on. Obviously ‘Luke is gay’ was what they said. hahah. No, that was just a joke. They actually said the five word spoiler was ‘Vader is Luke’s Father’. But that is so obvious as to defy reason.
So I figured, heck – if you are going to do it… DO IT. Don’t pick lame movies with even more lame spoilers. So I thought I’d throw down and really show them how to really ruin a movie in five words or less.
To set this up… I’ve gone so deep down the rabbit hole I want you to actively do something to blow your own mind. Â I’ve put the spoiler in white, which will require you to highlight the words in order to get the spoiler. But do yourself a favor and try and come up with it on your own before you cheat.
Highlight here -> Watch out for the women
Highlight here -> She manipulates everyone to escape
Learn more. (coming)
Highlight here -> Aliens call them for research
Highlight here -> Machine photographs twice a day
Highlight here -> He is the masked man
Blade Runner
Highlight here ->Decker is a replicant
Highlight here -> Marcellus’ soul is in briefcase
Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat
Highlight here -> Cage becomes the new Omega
Highlight here -> The Sampler is innocent
Inception
Highlight here -> Mal is still alive
Highlight here -> Aliens are experimenting on mankind
Highlight here -> Ethan-A leaves with Sophie-B
Highlight here -> Cooper dies entering the Blackhole
Highlight here -> The machine never once works
Highlight here -> Leonard is Sammy Jenkis
Highlight here -> Nope. Not even the entire script, read to you aloud, will ruin this movie.