Your Easter Eggs Now Officially Suck
I made two fairly fab-o Easter eggs this year. Both pretty exciting dual-toned fairly extravagant things. I am also known in our family for my amazing mastery of the patent pending coat hanger technique. I build intricate contraptions in order to levitate the dying subject to maximize color burn in and minimize hand cramp-age. I kid you not. Every year. But my eggs are crap in comparison to these goose egg technical marvels. And since these things depressed me more than anything else I figured I’d share my depression with you. Yeah, happy Easter to you too!!
Artist Piotr Bockenheim uses a reductive drilling technique to transform goose eggs into devices meant solely to embarrass your ridiculous attempts at Easter egg decorating. You can see much more of his work here.