Bible Experiment Titus - In which I realize that understanding the Christian religion isn't a thing, but rather a relationship between you and God. Huh, who knew?
The Autopsy of Jane Doe is Crazy Scary Mindjobness - or how someone that likes to think when he watches movies ended up here with this scary thing!
The Truly Confounding Spinning Man Deconstructed and Explained - or how this confusing movie only gets more confusing the deeper you look at it.
Movie Post Mortem Closet Monster Movie Explained - or how a movie about a talking hamster might not actually be about that at all. But who knows?
Beatriz at Dinner A Complicated Movie on Selfishness Explained - or how I know for a fact you won't enjoy this movie, but it's important you watch anyway.
The Endless Movie Explained in Six Possible Theories - or how Resolution and The Endless will utterly blow your mind in two enjoyable sittings.
A Random Magical Moment In Bryant Park - wherein I meet Mary Poppins... of a sort and learn a little bit more about life, the universe, and everything.
Sicario Day of the Soldado Explained and Reviewed - I realized there were a ton of confusing details to understand before Day of the Soldado made sense
The Fall Movie Deep Dive Discussion and Explanation - or how you guys are so annoying to make me watch movies of this caliber and quality! Gah!
Currently On a World Cup Vacation
Three Theories to Explain the Movie Never Here - or how maybe this site is actually just becoming a really great therapy session?
Tim Burton's Dumbo Might Be The Scariest Movie... EVER.
Shall I Explain Why Hereditary is One Big Mind Frack - or how watching Tony Collette was a real joy. Watching her character circle the drain was amazing.
Let Me Explain Why Incendies is the Intense Mind Job Movie You are Looking For - or how sometimes we all need to be completely crushed by a story.
oceans-8-review-and-deconstruction - or how I try and decide if Ocean's 8 is one of the best con job movies of all time... eh.