Oh This This is Nothing Just a Castle For Sale
Money is no match for a bucket list item I say to my wife. 5.6 million? Nothing. IT HAS A MOAT! I say. Think of all the dragons we could have over for company I say! Nada. Zero. Zilch. Wah? Are you blooming kidding me? You are going to go all stingy on me with our retirement? I see. At this point she’s long since walked away. But who cares. For a chance at owning a castle? You just keep arguing. Its your only option really.
So, if you are about to try and beat me to the punch, here are a few key details about the dive. The castle resides near Paris. (Total drag that.) The run down shack sits on 44 acres of land. (Hardly enough for even a dog, let alone a dragon.) It was built in 1504, which basically means all the warranties have long since turned to dust. Don’t even try calling Sears. The square footage is a paltry 37,000 square feet. Oh, and it happens to have greenhouses, stables, bridges, oh, and a little itty bitty tiny moat. And one last detail? The castle was made famous in the Rihanna Te Amo video. But other than that, pshaw. $5.6 million, thank you very much.
Want to learn more about the castle you can’t buy because I’m going to own it come hell or high water? Great. Be jealous here.
