The greatest thing I saw today
This is by far the greatest thing I’ve seen today. And it helps that this situation didn’t get completely out of hand – just totally out of hand. So with that, I’m out to find a Heineken with my name on it. And hopefully if your day is going poorly, at least you can say that your Benz didn’t catch on fire and tear through a neighborhood with firemen chasing it down the street. So there’s that.
